Well, it’s reading week. And I haven’t a clue as to what I’m going to do. So to kill some time, I caved to one of those silly Notes on facebook. Enjoy!
- YOUR REAL NAME:
Joshua James Blake - WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:(mother and fathers middle names)
Margaret James - NASCAR NAME:(first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad)
Alec Robert - STAR WARS NAME:(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Blajo - DETECTIVE NAME:(favorite color, favorite animal)
Red dog - SOAP OPERA NAME:(middle name, town where you live)
James Mississauga - SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Violet Gingerale - FLY NAME:(first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Joke - STREET NAME:(fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Sorbet Oatmeal - ROCK STAR NAME (pet’s name and street where you live)
Sam Sir Monty’s - PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Pongo Golf Club - YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
Josizzle - YOUR IRAQI NAME:(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)
Oajauaake - YOUR GOTH NAME:(black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Sylvester - STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
Yves Saint Laurent Jelly Belly
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